German tuner Hamann revealed a new version of their Mystere styling kit for the new Range Rover at the Essen Motor Show featuring wider arches and even more insane bumpers and stuff. This is ostentatious even by Dubai Mall parking lot’s standards. And that’s saying something.

Hamann Range Rover Mystere gets an absolutely massive front bumper with a low-riding spoiler and all sorts of grilles and intake and LED lights. The bespoke front grille has a cool floating design to it, but that bulge on the bonnet seems way too big.

The new wheel arches designed for the Range Rover seem to be done by a six-year old, and the new side skirts don’t help either. Hamann has messed up the sides of the vehicles irretrievably bad. Things aren’t much better round at the back, what with a chunky rear bumper featuring mahoosive tailpipes and the roof spoiler. And the wheels, they are 23s.

The interior treatment is surprisingly sober for this kind of exterior, and features lovely black leather seats, polished steel and aluminum trims and pedals, and classy floor mats.