If you visited ABT Sportline booth at this year’s Geneva Motor Show, you probably found it hard to concentrate on the cars, because a couple of lovely ladies were sitting on them all the time. That was a shame, because the cars ABT had brought along were truly magnificent.

So you would think that here and now we are going to review the cars for you and tell you about their intimate details in order to make up for the show. Well, not exactly. This post, too, is about those lovely ladies. We’re sorry, but it is physically impossible to care about the some car when there is a blonde in a pink dress sitting on it!

As for the cars in these pictures, we have the 730 horsepower ABT Sportline Audi RS6 R, the 310 horsepower ABT Audi TT Gunmetal, and the 280 horsepower ABT VW Passat.