According to the teachings of car prophet Jeremy ‘Jezzasus’ Clarkson, Audi sedans are only driven by German cement salesmen. That, if you actually like one of those cars and want to buy it, lands you in a spot of trouble because obviously you’re going to look like a cement salesman. But do not despair because, like most religious decrees, there is a way around the whole thing.

What you need to do to enjoy the quality, practicality, and superb features of an Audi sedan is to order it in one of the company’s exclusive, individual colors. Take this Gotland Green Audi A4, for example. It’s an A4 which is probably the most cement salesman-y model in the range, but because of the unique paint job nobody’s going to think for a second that you are one. Cement people prefer their Audis in beige or grey – something as dull as the suits they wear to work.

Based on the 2017 model, the Gotland Green Audi A4 comes with an equally impressive interior featuring cream colored leather seats, complemented with black leather on the dashboard and door cards, and real oak trims. The mid-size sedan can be ordered with a range of fuel efficient engines, including 2.0 TDI ultra with 110 kW (150 hp), 2.0 TFSI with 140 kW (190 hp), and two TDI six-cylinder units with up to 200 kW (272 hp). What you really want, though, is an RS4 with a bi-turbo V8.

Via Audi Naples