What you are looking at here is the automotive equivalent of a La-Z-Boy… with a bit of decoration. Calwing Hummer H2 is one of the bulkiest cars we’ve ever seen, but it’s also cool and rather aggressive, kind of like Tony Soprano in a three-piece suit with a huge Rolex on his wrist.

Not everybody likes such a thing, but as far as the technical aspects of tuning are concerned Calwing Hummer H2 is a fantastic job. What we have here is a 2005 Hummer H2 slammed on a set of extra-large wheels, but instead of donkin’ it the tuner has lowered the car and now it looks like a small duplex on wheels.

Then there is that custom body kit which includes sports bumpers, fender flares, sides sills, running boards, front and rear spoilers, LED lights, rear diffuser insert and no less than four tailpipes, complemented with a massive chrome grille. The wheels on this bad boy are 26 inch Lexani LSS-55 and they too have an extremely shiny finish.

Calwing Hummer H2 is also equipped like a small duplex belonging to a bachelor who fancies himself a bit of a playa. It’s got a 213 Motoring Diablo muffler system for a sonorous sound outside the cabin, and a blended Kicker and Bose audio system inside it. The tuner has not mentioned any changes to the powertrain, so… yeah, this thing really is a lazy boy!