The Stig, as you know, is a loner. He doesn’t have a wife or girlfriend, which means he has plenty of time to waste at night. This, apparently, is what he does when he gets really bored. He breaks into the headquarters of F1 teams and plays around with their stuff.

Sometimes, though, the Stig needs a bigger adrenaline fix. So if he finds an F1 car just sitting there he gets in it and drives away. Here’s some CCTV footage of the Stig stealing a 2013 Lotus F1 car:

And this is what’s cool about Top Gear. Instead of just making a boring announcement about the Top Gear Festival in Durban, to be held later this month, they came up with this amusing video that frankly makes us want to travel all the way to South Africa. I mean, if the teaser is so awesome, what’s the Festival itself going to be like?